If you’ve ever walked outside to find bird droppings all over your mirrors and doors right after a carwash, then the chances are you’ve asked yourself the same question many frustrated vehicle owners do: “Why is this $@#%^&* psychopath bird obsessed with my car?” At first glance, it can seem random. Many people assume birds are simply sitting in nearby trees and leaving a mess behind. But after watching the behavior more closely, a very different pattern often appears. Certai